the white guy is killin me
“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

Christina Vidal - Gonna Be A Star
This was like not being able to get your Sims to follow a command…
Walking the kids to bird school, which is for birds.

i think about this zebra on a daily basis
EVIL AS PLAIN AS THE SCAR ON HIS FACE

Well, you tell him that Han Solo just stole back the Millennium Falcon, for good.
When you get new shoes